Monday, November 26, 2007

Stupid Joke

The joke sounds funnier in hokkien ... some might have heard before ... here it goes

There are 3 person in this story, One leader and two subordinates. One day 3 of them went hiking in bukit who knows what!? Half way up, they were caught by tuu orang-orang asli.. and were held as prisoners .. Some days later, the chief of those orang asli asked them .. "Now you have two options, you can choose either get fucked in the ass or die !" (lu ai tio kan ah si lu ai si)
The 1st subordinate kena ask to choose and due to his cowardness he rather get fucked than die .. so the orang asli fuck fuck fuck .. den he was free to go ... the 2nd one chose the same option he too kena fuck fuck fuck den was set free ... then .. the chief ask the leader ... " lu ai tio kan ah si lu ai si !? " because he wanted to keep his maruah .. he said " WA kamuan si!!"

LAI ARHH BROTHER !! KA LIAO KA WA KAN HOR EE SI !!
translation : FUCK HIM LIKE NO TOMMOROW !!

the moral of the story ... dont show ur gao gao ... take the easy way out ...
that leader also end up kena fuck ... sipek mou liew me ..

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